- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

The power to have no power

The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

The ability to yell through your nose

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

The power to have a power

the power to become demented

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power to live through a Twilight movie.

the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

Pointless Super Powers