The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to be yourself.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to speak to toasters

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!