The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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Stop clapping

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The ability to breath under lava

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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the power to always hug people

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!