The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to have a unique fart smell

The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

the power to fart terrible gas

The power to fly 2mm above the ground

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to be born.

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

the power to breath through your skin.

The power to swallow instead of spid

The power to fail every time you try to do something

The power to get this. Do you get it?

The power to walk through air.

the power to summon 10 ants every week

The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

being allergic to dairy and soy

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!