the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to see through air.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to breathe

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to shit dirt!

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the power to fail

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!