The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to have no power.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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the power to fart terrible gas

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to be born.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!