The power to die at will.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!