The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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32% Levitation.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to predict the present

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!