The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to die early.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!