Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

The ability to smell colors.

The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to die on command

The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

The power to phase through toilet paper.

the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

The Power to Combust

The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

The power to fart flames

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!