the power to summon fire with a lighter

The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

the power to walk halfway through a wall

The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

the power to jerk off

the ability to make something that docent exists

boo

The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

the power to fart in 7 different colors

the ability to die without any control

the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

The ability to read a book by its cover

The power to die at will.

The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

The power to see through horses

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!