- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

The power to make thing look blurry for your self

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

the power of being yourself

The power to talk to people miles away.

The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

The power to do anything you don't want to do.

The power to become yourself

The power to die.

The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

the power to vote

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

The power to kill you self.

The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

The power to breath while under a container of water

To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

Pointless Super Powers