The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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the power to commit crime.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!