The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to live through torture.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!