the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

The power to kill yourself.

The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

The power to get rid of feminism

The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

The power to give vegetables immortality.

Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

The power to die, but only when you're dead.

The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

The ability to die whenever you think of death.

the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

The power to pick thing up with your feet

The power to stop time for 1 second

The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!