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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground
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The power to look what is at the back of your head.
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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.
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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.
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the power to make fire but only when you are in water
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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.
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The power to be a virgin forever.
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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.
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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.
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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground
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the power to see through water.
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The power to pee out blue
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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.
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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D
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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.
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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.
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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.
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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.
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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.
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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...
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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.
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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.
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The power to catch em all
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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!