The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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the power to go into a coma

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to do NOTHING!

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Meatvision.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to do nothing.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to be justin beiber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!