The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!