the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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the power to smell tastebuds

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to die at will.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!