The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to slip on anything.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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32% Levitation.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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A healing punch

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!