The power to turn gold into lead.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The Power of cheese

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!