the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to have no powers

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to fart tear gas

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To shit bricks.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!