the ability to be a three year old with a mustache

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The power to open unlocked doors

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The ability to see yourself sleeping.

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The power to see through windows.

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To bend sticks really far without breaking them

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the power of sleep while you're trying to wri... zZzZzZ

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the ability to make warm, flat, generic brand lemon/lime soda trickle from the end of your pinky finger

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the power to sexually arose animals by looking at them

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The pointless act of NOT giving below comment a thumbs up, to support the message... Only those that love themselves can truly love others, as they have love to give, not the desperation for it... Moral: Support a new age where being down and emo, is bullshit. Where being confident and love oneself has less than nothing to do with arrogance... Actually arrogance is the product of acting like you are something... One that true loves him/herself, know better. But hey... wanna listen to Linkin Park while you cut yourself... pop culture can be quite the pain... In ancient days the strong ones where those that loved themselves and acted with bravery...And while times change... that quality does not.

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The power to enter the Google Earth and change everything.

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The ability to turn on your computer with your mind,but only if you're 2 inches away from the button.

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The power to make everything smell like a Cinnabon store.

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The ability to cause a random object in the world to increase in temperature by ten degrees fahrenheit

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The power to fart methane.

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The power to pee laser that only is meant for pointing.

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The ability to remain entertained at the DMV

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the power to greatly enlarge your penis, but only after setting it on fire

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The power of X-Ray vision but you can see only through aluminum and tin cans.

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The power to change water into seltzer.

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The ability to make your tongue glow but only if your mouth is closed.

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The power to command belgium's military

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The ability to sweat money.

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The power to make you fap to anything.

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The power to get raped at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!