The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to poo.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to get arrested

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!