The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to think you have powers.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the power to die at will

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The power to stay a virgin

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!