The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!