The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to not have a power.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!