the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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wast your time on the computer

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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the power to be wrong

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to die but once

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!