Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to get arrested

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the power to die on the spot

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!