- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

the ability to die without any control

the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

the power to frow up when your not sick.

The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

the power to feel extreme pain

The power to be able to not smell fart

The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

Power to develop diseases.

The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

The power to turn food into shit.

the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

Pointless Super Powers