- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

The power to fart in technicolor.

The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

the ability to shit active helicopters >o

The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

The power to only make burnt toast

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

The power to blink one second faster then usual.

The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

The power to type in Comic Sans.

The power to shit brix

Pointless Super Powers