- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make plants grow slightly faster

The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

The Power of cheese

the power to shit shards of glass

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

the power to turn into a bucket of water

The power to see through thin air

The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

the power to have no one read this post

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

The power to turn apples into pears

Pointless Super Powers