The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

The power to do your homework.

The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

The power to do nothing.

The power to draw a perfect circle

The power to be a human

The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

Immunity to antipsychotic medication

the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

The power to make a sound that attracts whales

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

The power to turn food into human waste.

The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

to change what time it is 1 time per week

the power to hear whats going on in your ear

the power to see when the lights are on

The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

The power to touch anything that is touchable.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!