the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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the power to turn into a dead person

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!