The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to breathe

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to wink really fast.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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the power to fail

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to be stupid

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!