The power to turn apples into pears

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The Power to Combust

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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the power to die at will

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to live.

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the power to see the present.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!