The power to predict when a door will unlock.

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Radiation resistant eyelashes.

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Tree powers Activate.

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The power to fly by defeating the laws of gravity but your blood boils whenever you do so.

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The power to slow down wet paint's drying speed.

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The power to shit pizza that tastes like shit.

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The power to have all the powers 3 seconds before you die.

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The power to reach out your hand on a tv screen and punch anyone in it, and have them actually feel it.

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The ability to tapdance flawlessly while being booked for trespassing

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The power to predict what time it will be in 1 minute.

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The power to age rapidly.

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The ability to speak backwards.

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The power to grow amazingly long pubic hair!

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The power to see into one's own past.

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Power to spread farts faster

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The power to make that slut age two years so you don't go to jail when she tells you she is 18.

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the power to make tom lose his friends on myspace

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The power to fly at 1 mile per hour.

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the ability to spin and never feel dizzy

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The power to be vampiric but sparkle in the sunlight instead of burn in it.

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The power of seeing the future in dreams without any context, and only realizing something is going to happen moments before it happens, but nothing you do can change anything.

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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!