The power to find lost socks.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to turn food into shit.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

thumb_up thumb_down +11

The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

The power of not knowing

thumb_up thumb_down +100

The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The power to attract bullets.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

The power to exist

thumb_up thumb_down +48

The power to be really bad at math.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

thumb_up thumb_down +36

The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

The power to play a flute with your ass

thumb_up thumb_down +32

the power to not have superpowers

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to only be drunk while driving.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The power to fly when you are in a plane

thumb_up thumb_down +12

The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The power of never finishing what you sta

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!