The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to see through air

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!