The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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the power to fly for a second

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to like any show

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to see into the future of the past

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the power to create bad superpowers

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!