The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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Immunity to medication

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!