The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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The ability to sense cheese.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to explode on the moon

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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the power to see through bananas

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!