The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power of asdfgh

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to burn ashes

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!