The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to die at will.

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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The power to burn ashes

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to know WTF is going on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!