The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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Melting

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to see through horses

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!