The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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power to orgasm over long distances

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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Poop

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!