The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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Melting

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to state the obvious.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!