The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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The power to fart upon command.

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!