The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to die early.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to write a country song

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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the power to pee on command

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to grow boobs

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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the power to be able to blow air

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the power to not watch south park

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!