The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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the power to have no powers.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power to read the TV

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!