the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to be able to blow air

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!