The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to think of a funny power

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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the power to shit shards of glass

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i like pie.

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to read the TV

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The power to potato.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!