The power to think of a funny power

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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the power to shit shards of glass

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i like pie.

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to potato.

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The power to read the TV

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!