The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to grow boobs

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to make toast into bread

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!