The power to sit anywhere

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to think of a funny power

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i like pie.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to create tree sap.

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The power to potato.

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to read the TV

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!