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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting
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the ability to own a computer without a power cord
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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.
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The power to put everything off till the last possible day
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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
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The power to thumb up your own comments.
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the power to phaze through everything against your will
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The power to meme 20% harder
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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.
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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it
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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint
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the power to have a power.
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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.
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The power to silence explosions.
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The power spite flower
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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.
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Faster than a loaded bullet!
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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...
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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next
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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands
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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".
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The power to have no powers
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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons
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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!