The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to see into the present

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to form a Belgian government

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!