The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the power to pee on command

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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The power to procrast ....

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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the power to make toast into bread

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to make hats fall in love.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to die early.

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!