The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to sit anywhere

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!