The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

The power to watch grass grow

The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

The ability to imitate a tadpole.

the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

The ability to grow a third nostril.

The power to procrast ....

The power to perpetually yawn.

The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!