The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The power to sit anywhere

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The power to change to justin biber

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to see into the present

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The power to think of a funny power

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!