the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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The power to procrast ....

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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the power to get STD's

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to watch grass grow

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the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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The power to die early.

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to make hats fall in love.

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The powers of a burnt face

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!