The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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the power to make to much coffee

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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the power to get nits -jesse

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!