The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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the power to get nits -jesse

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!