Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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The power to create the best Internet memes; instant nullified by recognition or compensation.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!