The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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the power to dance in the dark

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The power to predict the past

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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the power to suck your elbow

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!