power to blow out candles with you arse

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the power to suck your elbow

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The power to understand myspace

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The power to not have a power.

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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the power to dance in the dark

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!