the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power of love

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The power to create the best Internet memes; instant nullified by recognition or compensation.

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to shit bicks

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!