The power to make power orgasm on command

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to turn gold into dust

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The power to piss people off.

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!