The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The power to procrast ....

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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To stab Djones

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to potato.

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!