the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The power to fly....underwater

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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the power to make to much coffee

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!