Thhe ability to cry acid

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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the power to burp a fart

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to make body fat go away

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The power to fly....underwater

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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the power to be justin bieber

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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The power to taste the food you deficate

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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The power rangers

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power to eat chicken raw!

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Turning wine into water.

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The ability to think the world is flat

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!