The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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the ability to bend your leg.

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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the power to shit bicks

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The power to poop out you penis

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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The ability to control the internet

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!