the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

The power to make lipstick fly

thumb_up thumb_down +32

The power to think oppositely

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power to not finish your....

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

The power to turn anything into Oreos.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The Power to Die if you are dead

thumb_up thumb_down

the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

thumb_up thumb_down -30

To have the power to give yourself a disease

thumb_up thumb_down +69

the power to transform into Kanye West

thumb_up thumb_down +41

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

thumb_up thumb_down +13

the power to change people socks on command

thumb_up thumb_down +11

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The power to rite liek dis

thumb_up thumb_down -47

The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!