To have the power to give yourself a disease

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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the power to change people socks on command

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to think oppositely

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The ability to poop glue.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!