The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The ability to poop glue.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to make lipstick fly

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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the power to change people socks on command

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!