The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!