the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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the power to see through clear glass.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!