The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The ability to poop glue.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!