The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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the power to sit

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to change people socks on command

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!