The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The Power to die at will

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The ability to like this post

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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the power of the succulent game

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!