what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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the power to get fat in America

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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mint berry crunch

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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power to age faster

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!