The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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the power to sit

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The Power to Power

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!